Hot Tub facts
your one-stop shop for facts about hot tubs and other musingswarning: this website is not for the faint of heart
our first review!
wendy is deeply offended
don't worry wendy, i am absolutely ashamed of myself
Asshole bleaching
a little known secret
Using the propulsion of the jets, a little bleach and some limber movements can lead to a well bleached asshole
trout fishing
bubba's fishing tails
on rare occasions, trout have been known to swim the balmy hot tub waters
track pants
peter is a soprano
although russians and italians are not the same, sometimes when peter wears a track suit, he embodies the persona of known mafioso tony soprano
wordy signage
live laugh limp bizkit
without constant reminders, one may forget to live, laugh, love, be blessed, have faith, etc
Scientific name: Paguroidea
hundreds of hermit crabs
someone smuggled hundreds of hermit crabs into the house. they have escaped and are everywhere. don't believe casey when she says that they are indigenous to upstate ny
hot diggity dog
i held hot dogs by accident
how would you feel if you held hot dogs by accident. now my hands kinda smell like hot dogs
rub his balls and buy lottery tickets
scrotum skin or weenus, you decide
many couples (and individuals) learned last night via trial and error how similar the ballsack and elbow skin are
who wants a drink?
drizly, the alcohol app that doesn't deliver
so like, what the fuck is the point? i guess i'll hop in the car
i'll have the crickets please
can vegetarians eat bugs?
a deep dive into the disgusting habit of bug eating and whether or not they have souls (ginger bugs need not apply)
take a dip!
the pool is colder than it looks
three brave souls tested the waters. as our fearless leader once said, "it's cold as shit!"
this is only the beginning
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