Hot Tub facts

your one-stop shop for facts about hot tubs and other musingswarning: this website is not for the faint of heart

our first review!

wendy is deeply offended

don't worry wendy, i am absolutely ashamed of myself

Asshole bleaching

a little known secret

Using the propulsion of the jets, a little bleach and some limber movements can lead to a well bleached asshole

trout fishing

bubba's fishing tails

on rare occasions, trout have been known to swim the balmy hot tub waters

track pants

peter is a soprano

although russians and italians are not the same, sometimes when peter wears a track suit, he embodies the persona of known mafioso tony soprano

wordy signage

live laugh limp bizkit

without constant reminders, one may forget to live, laugh, love, be blessed, have faith, etc

Scientific name: Paguroidea

hundreds of hermit crabs

someone smuggled hundreds of hermit crabs into the house. they have escaped and are everywhere. don't believe casey when she says that they are indigenous to upstate ny

hot diggity dog

i held hot dogs by accident

how would you feel if you held hot dogs by accident. now my hands kinda smell like hot dogs

rub his balls and buy lottery tickets

scrotum skin or weenus, you decide

many couples (and individuals) learned last night via trial and error how similar the ballsack and elbow skin are

who wants a drink?

drizly, the alcohol app that doesn't deliver

so like, what the fuck is the point? i guess i'll hop in the car

i'll have the crickets please

can vegetarians eat bugs?

a deep dive into the disgusting habit of bug eating and whether or not they have souls (ginger bugs need not apply)

take a dip!

the pool is colder than it looks

three brave souls tested the waters. as our fearless leader once said, "it's cold as shit!"

this is only the beginning

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